gookycoon 

A biracial person of both african and asian decent.

"Tiger Woods is my favorite athlete." "Yeah man, that gookycoon sure can swing a golf club."

gookycoon by Mac K Namara June 11, 2006

gooncoon

A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.

Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"

gooncoon by Butts Russell April 28, 2009

Gooncoon

A rare hybrid animal consisting of a gopher and a raccoon. Gooncoons are usually docile but can become aggressive if confronted. They tend to have bushy tails, large front incisors, and live in highly wooded areas.

Gooncoon can also be used to refer to a legendary person, one who either resembles a gooncoon in manner or appearance. This compliment can only be utilized to describe the most legendary of people, and should not be applied liberally.

Dude I saw a gopher and a beaver humping it out yesterday, we are gonna have a couple gooncoons on the way.

Met a gooncoon yesterday; that was the most legendary dude I have ever met.

Gooncoon by Goonster123 June 5, 2018

gookacoona

Craig being his normal coon slavish self raping small incestus children that or gooks and after that he shoves his finger in his mothers manky minge and uses the fluit for maranading chicken for dinner to feed his inbred son with one (harold and kumar) then begins to flech from his fathers tight little bum hole LOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and then takes his inbred son to his work so that he can mow the green with his fucked up teeth LOLLOOL

craig stop gookacoonaing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HERE IS THE LINK OF THE PICTURE OF HIS DAD
http://www.realumasks.com/images/inbred_large6.jpg

gookacoona by Craigs mothers manky minge September 28, 2008