National Fuck Day 

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?

National Fuck Day by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016

National Fuck Day 

A day where all you do is fuck. Just enjoy.

Oh man, I am so psyched for national fuck day!

National Fuck Day by YEAHHHH!22222222222222 March 7, 2011

National fuck day 

National fuck day is on the 2nd of August, This is celebrated by couples around the world by well having sex.. t02/08/12 8 is for the woman's breasts and the 2 is for a penis. National fuck day is celebrated by europians

It's National Fuck day today, lets fuck!

National fuck day by Heavily world August 2, 2016

National Fuck Day 

8/6 (August Sex)

This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.

Remember:

"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"

This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.

My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"

National Fuck Day by Jovanzi January 6, 2012

National Fuck day 

On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.

*planets align.

Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!

Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.

National Fuck day by National holidays365 May 28, 2018

National fuck day 

April 25

I wanna fuck you on national fuck day

National fuck day by Felicitylynn May 25, 2018

National Fuck Day 

National Fuck Day (NFD). Takes place on November 20th (near thanksgiving) to praise sex. You and a consenting individual (Over the age of 18) have sex for the whole holiday.

Hey, it’s national fuck day. Want to come over?

National Fuck Day by longdickedorange November 20, 2020