noncemobile 

a car driven by a paedophile (often a white van)

"OH SHIT A NONCEMOBILE!"

noncemobile by NOT LIKE US November 9, 2020

Noncemobile 

A car commonly driven by pedophiles and downright wronguns.

Commonly seen to be corsas, white vans and Citroen Picasso's.

"Oi look there goes davo in his noncemobile"
"Yeah look there's a 15 year old girl in the back I guess they're off to maccies"

"That's if his Corsa doesn't blow up first"

Noncemobile by Your dad's cereal bar November 16, 2020

nosemobile 

The act of doing and or using cocaine through the nose

Man we.... We did so much nosemobiling last night! Nosemobile /nosemobiling

nosemobile by Ericaaa101 January 11, 2019