evealise
i want to be evealise
evealise by anonymous butthead November 2, 2020
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Evelise
she’s indescribable. to label her w/ just a couple words is essentially an insult to how enchanting she is.
but, she’s a lot of everything. intelligent, captivating, really fkn sexy, mfs do their best to get in her bubble; but just as alluring as she seems, she’s equally apprehensive to add anyone new in her circle.
of course, she’s not all rainbows, but that’s kinda the point. w/ Evelise you get a full person, evenly charming & evenly aggravating. so, if you do get a friend, or even more special, a partner out of Evelise, be prepared for a rabbit hole of experiences, but one worth falling into. because a life w/ Evelise is much more interesting, and the best part is, she’ll think the same about you.
but, she’s a lot of everything. intelligent, captivating, really fkn sexy, mfs do their best to get in her bubble; but just as alluring as she seems, she’s equally apprehensive to add anyone new in her circle.
of course, she’s not all rainbows, but that’s kinda the point. w/ Evelise you get a full person, evenly charming & evenly aggravating. so, if you do get a friend, or even more special, a partner out of Evelise, be prepared for a rabbit hole of experiences, but one worth falling into. because a life w/ Evelise is much more interesting, and the best part is, she’ll think the same about you.
Evelise by cranberry juice is superior April 21, 2023
evalise
Evalise is a beautiful talented girl. She is shy but once you get to know her the most out going person you have ever met! She is a great friend and will listen to anything you tell her. She is compassionate towards people and animals... Especially animals. She is Firefly Queen of Hell and the Gays!!
evalise by Clock Loves Fire December 6, 2016
evelise
person 1: omg did you hear about the new kid evelise
person 2: yeah i heard she plays minecraft
person 1: total loser
person 2: right skskks and i oop and i oop sksk
person 1: what a hoe
person 2: yeah i heard she plays minecraft
person 1: total loser
person 2: right skskks and i oop and i oop sksk
person 1: what a hoe
evelise by tacobellrights August 20, 2019
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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