MK-19
An automatic weapon that looks like something from a Road Runner cartoon, or a Half-Life Team Fortress cheat. Fires chain-linked 40mm grenades out of the business end at an inhuman rate of fire, kicking significant ass on the other side when wielded by a competant operator. Can fire HE, HEDP, and a special self-guided round that can locate an enemy insurgent, bore through several layers of clothing into his rectum, and lodge just behind his testicles (where it detonates).
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