white shrek 

is a real bitch
is really buff but has an ugly face
likes short people
is tall
add u back

i saw a white shrek today

white shrek by jimmie blake April 29, 2020

Write a love letter to Shrek 

To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit

I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.

Write a love letter to Shrek by GQinthehizzouse June 12, 2011