Calimpheter

A dearly beloved blanket.

I cuddled with my calimpheter as I read a book.

Calimpheter by Maria Hunter April 21, 2020

Calimeter 

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

Calimeter by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019