Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

Plague Mistress by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

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