winkitis

A condition in which someone cannot stop winking or has sudden impulses to wink ;)

BOB: why did you just wink?
ALEXIS: oh sorry i have winkitis *winks at person*

winkitis by The-truest-definitions March 6, 2020

wankitis 

A disease of the shoulder(pain)from taking several breaks and enjoying the natural free high of the wank.

Can't play softball tonite, cause I have wankitis.

wankitis by Dolphan Denny August 25, 2008

wikitistic 

A statistic of questionable reliability, often completely ridiculus, but that is assumed to be fact, usually found on wikipedia. Can also be applied to any statistic found on wikipedia.

"Did you know that 4 out of every 10 eskimo children are eaten by wolves before the age of twelve?"
"For serious man, or is that just another wikitistic?"

wikitistic by Hillary H. November 2, 2007