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lightning mcqueened 

when a girl gives you head so fast you hallucinate the finish line from the third film
she totally lightning mcqueened me

Lightning McQueened 

You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"
me: *got lightning mcqueened*

hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/