milk-con

A convention where all black dads that dissapear go. It is very similar to cig-con. Once they go here they cannot leave since it has a one way entrance.

friend 1: "hey man I haven't ever seen your dad, where is he?"
friend 2: "He went to milk-con fifteen years ago"

by Bruh momentum theory January 10, 2020

milk consideration

Leaving a little room in your coffee/tea 'to-go' cup for milk or cream. Not filling the cup to the brim.

When I go for my morning bagel, the girl that works there knows me and always practices milk consideration when she makes my coffee. It's a good thing too, because I hate having to spill out some coffee in the parking lot to accommodate my milk.

by Muppetsmom April 27, 2020

Condenced Milk

A fucking retard who doesn't know how to spell anything correctly, not even his own fucking name. No one can be retarded or as braindead as this tiktok using retard.

condenced milk is a fucking loser

by Ldrago125 September 10, 2020

Condensed Milk

When a male emits semen on an angle such as the "x" and "y" paralysis.

I condensed milk'd all over her bed sheets.

by Condenser101 August 26, 2013

The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 16, 2023

Condensed milk and bread

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

by Sheblumie March 28, 2022

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by Wendysfg May 7, 2023