fatlawi 

a fatlawi is a really confusing child. one day he'll love you and the next day he'll say its a joke. they are very flirty and talk about you to your friends. He cannot take his mind off the girl he truly loves and will do things to make her jealous in order to test her patience. If you're lucky enough for him to like you, he will show you all his love and affection and will get shy around you. His face will go bright pink ( even though he's black) whenever his friends tease him about the girl he likes. He will be sweet to you one day and then switch up the next. never go for fatlawis

fatlawi: YASSSSSS
fatlawi: BITCHASS

fatlawi by jamie2144 September 1, 2019

Fatlaziousful 

When someone performs the most fattening, lazy, delicious and beautiful act known to man; binge eating a tub of turtles under 3 layers of blankets

-Will help cheer one up if you find yourself all alone and without company

Bailey was an emo disaster after being abandoned by her roommates for the week so she grabbed a spoon and fatlaziousfully ate the entire tub of turtles and hibernated

Fatlaziousful by Bradly Mac December 5, 2011

fatlaxia

n. A form of eating disorder in which one eats every available source of food and then immediately injects a laxative serum directly into the carotid artery and prays for an early, painless death.

1. Johnny locked himself in Uncle Ted's Y2K shelter with several cartons of Hostess' Ho-Ho's and a syringe because he was a fatlaxic.

2. Claire, after being broken up with for the seventh time that year, succumbed to her ritual of gorging herself while her roommate, Helen, was in class. Claire hid this obsession for fear Helen would discover her closeted fatlaxia syndrome.

3. George invited his buddy Rick Richardson over for afternoon tea and after Rick arrived George proceeded to force feed tea cake and crumpets down Rick's throat before injecting laxative into his carotid artery. This process is known as fatlaxing.

4. George, after being admitted to the hospital, was pronounced DOA (dead on arrival). The coroner, after cleaning the human filth off George's body, concluded that the cause of death was in fact, "death by fatlaxation".

fatlaxia by Ku Klux Klancy McCartney December 31, 2008

Faflawittar 

Fake As Fuck Lying Ass Worthless Individuals That Try Acting Real

All of these people in this ratting ass town are all nothing but Faflawittars!!!

Faflawittar by TickTash.O July 17, 2022