on a stretcher 

an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.

“Wow, I’m soo good at math. Albert Einstein is on a stretcher”

on a stretcher by imathottie February 21, 2019

18 on a stretcher 

When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher

Hey alise 18 on a stretcher

18 on a stretcher by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021