catmunk 

A cat that is a chipmunk also a rare beast that damages people

Look it’s a catmunk

catmunk by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 20, 2019

catmonkey

A rare and exotic animal. Only one has been found to date. The Catmonkey is a cross between a cat and a monkey. He looks like a cat and behaves like a monkey. The Catmonkey is very cheeky but also kind, and is known to associate with another rare breed, the Stinky Chimp.

'I went to the Amazon and saw a catmonkey in its natural habitat'
'Wow'

catmonkey by Monkeyscientist January 27, 2015

Catmink

The gross stuff found on a cat when it's finished rolling about outside. Also used as an insult

"Ewww the cats covered in catmink"
"Shes such a catmink"

Catmink by tinkerbelljess99 September 25, 2019