Sand guardian

Guardian of the sand

Poseidon quivers before him

Fuck off!

And so I can upload it I have to say sand guardian

Sand guardian by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

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Sand Guardian

Some dude that has become one with the sand and tries to shoo off waves

I am the Sand Guardian, now begone vile waves

Sand Guardian by MЯ ᄃӨПFЦƧIПG March 20, 2021

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The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.

Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!

The Sand Guardian by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020

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