phlemfucker 

One who has sexual intercourse with his own nasal deposits.

Hey, you are such a phlemfucker.

phlemfucker by WICKY WILD WILD WEST May 21, 2003

phumfucker 

A manipulative person who submits that they will gently insert one finger, and one finger only, during anal play, but then forces their fat dick without concern for the vulnerable partner.

Barrack Hussein Obama baited us with affordable care, and then shoved the piece of shit that is known as the Affordable Care Act down our throats / up our asses. He is truly a phumfucker.

phumfucker by Paul Jansberg July 30, 2017