snaggle-hag 

Someone from the past who's a jackass that keeps fucking shit up and putting shit off for their future selves which ultimately ends up fucking themselves over.

That God damn past Jen not doing these reports!
Yeah she's a real snaggle-hag!

snaggle-hag by Neokidboyr October 19, 2018

Snagglebag 

When you get kidnapped!!!

1. I can't come into work today, I've been snagglebagged.

2. Those terrorists snagglebagged the planes on 9/11.

3. Little Sally was riding her bike home when the ice cream man snagglebagged her and raped her. Aka Dad.

Snagglebag by Jennie January 8, 2009