Arctic surprise 

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.

The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise

Arctic surprise by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018

artic suprise

when you poop and put it in the freezer for a couple hours and use it as a dildo for pleaser.

jessica V. went poop and felt horny so she made a artic suprise because her boyfriend wasnt around.

artic suprise by stephanieeeholla July 1, 2009