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Best Friend Zone 

When a girl calls a guy a "best friend" and is thereby elevated from the friend zone to the best friend zone.
Worse than the Friend Zone, yet not as bad as the Brother Zone.

Guy 1: I've been elevated from the Friend Zone to the Best Friend Zone.

Guy 2: You're Fucked.

Best Friend Zone 

When your best friends ex is tryna fuck, but you don't feel like being compared to them in bed, possibly ending the friendship
"Hey your ex Joe tried to smash yesterday, I best friend zoned his ass."

"Good, he's got bad dick anyway."
Best Friend Zone by Anarchist 27 February 17, 2019

Gay Best Friendzone 

When a girl treats a guy as a gay best friend instead of like a man: taking him shopping, talking about feelings, and doing other totally gay things with no intentions of dating him.
"Why is Mike going shopping with her today?"
"Dude, he is so gay best friendzoned"

Bestfriendzone 

Potentially, the worst level of friendzone you will ever reach. Opposite sex will see you as the ultimate conversation partner and even might not consdier you as a minger, yet find you uncompatible to any romantic/sexual relationship. By far, the most misery-bringing rank you might even aquire.
Are you MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME?! s/he put me in funking bestfriendzone!
Bestfriendzone by OhyeaFUCK May 18, 2013