ranch monkey 

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

ranch monkey by Hide- July 20, 2018

monkey ranch 

This is a place that is disorderly and poorly run, with wild populations, such as a psychiatric facility or school without effective leadership

Lunch is over, see you back at the monkey ranch!

monkey ranch by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020