Mcshortass 

a young child whomst've must be a child going through the pubertal stages of life but talks like a non-fifteen year old. He generally talks like an old lady from the late 18th century and usually is constantly bullied by girls for his height and the way he talks

That queer over there talks like a mcshortass. His grandmother must've raised him.

Mcshortass by shortpeoplearenotstraight May 22, 2018

Mcshitass 

What happens to you after eating to much McDonalds

I went to McDonalds and ate two double cheeseburgers lastnight. Now ive got a nasty case of mcshitass.

Mcshitass by K Dollars August 12, 2006