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bongelier 

noun, plural bong·e·liers

Pron. bong-ah-li-yey alt Pron. bong-ah-leer

An employee at a headshop, esp. a knowledgeable one. Pipe steward.

see - sommelier, barista, seamstress, haberdasher.
I asked the bongelier if they sold bongs, and he was like, "Nah, dude, but I can totally show you our complete line of waterpipes - we have some kick-ass new ones with cool diffusers - totally appropriate for your, um, tobacco."
bongelier by oneir0naut0 August 22, 2011

Bongillionaires 

Making more money than Snoop Dogg's net worth by investing in Cannabis meme industry stocks and etfs. Meant to sound like bajillionaire or billionaire but with the word "bong" substituted in. A bong is a device used to smoke the product that helped make their gains.
Woah, look I am up 420% on this week's investment! I think we might be bongillionaires.
Bongillionaires by MSOS is up June 16, 2024

Smelly-Bonjellie 

A synonym for annoying/mean, usually said as a joke.
The name came from Bonjela, a blister cream that smelled very bad
James is such a Smelly-Bonjellie