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Chocolate boi 

A black guy, who will become the best friend you would ever have. Cool, sweet, nice, and everything in the package, only problem is will lose connection with him after university, forever, and you know it’s true.
“Hey Kenneth! You are the best, better then your sis maybe! You are like a chocolate boi!”
Chocolate boi by TheFrenchBoi February 25, 2019

chocolate onion boil 

when a girl has a shitty booty hole and a shitty pussy
“girl why do I lowkey like the smell of my chocolate onion boil”

Boiling Chocolate 

The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.
" Dude I think I might have to spackle."

" What makes you say that?"

" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."
Boiling Chocolate by The Spackler August 23, 2009