seaweed me 

The act of putting seaweed on a dick as a condom.

Hey bb seaweed me

seaweed me by It's a no from me dawg July 22, 2017

Mexican Seaweed 

When you're fucking a girl and when she orgasms you shove seaweed down her throat, and then you push her down a flight of stairs.

Yo dude i totally gave this girla Mexican Seaweed last night. Man that's the Real Deal.

Mexican Seaweed by The Fearsome Threesome January 27, 2010

Seaweemer 

A Seaweemer is a small worm that lives under the sea, similar to a sea slug, that is happy :)

“Aww, that seaweemer is so cute!”

Seaweemer by Billos July 12, 2019

seaweeded 

when your stoner friend is too stoned to surf.

Dude, I can't even surf right now. I'm that seaweeded.

seaweeded by Leeland Miller December 21, 2006