Any or all members of the species "Meganus Zerosex", characterized by an enormous stick protruding from their anus'. Generally found rummaging around news sites looking for miniscule political topics to complain about, they may also be found wandering internet forums disturbing the locals and generally wreaking havoc.
"God, you are such a dumbass! Almost as bad as MegaZeroX, but not quite..."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.