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shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitware 

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.
Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.
shitware by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.
"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"
shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Shitmare 

When a person has a dream that causes him or her to shit themselves out of fear.
Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!
Shitmare by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011
"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."
shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.
Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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