Dirkje 

Annoying, has to talk all the time. Don't be friends with Dirkje.

She's a Dirkje.

Dirkje by m.uncles November 23, 2021

Dirkje 

Dirkje is one of The prettiest girls in The world. She is really Unique. And if you ever met a Dirkje make sure to never leave her because She Will have your back when its nessasary. She always tells The truth and Will never let you down.

Wow That girl is amazing She must be a Dirkje!

Dirkje by Papapapapapapap February 26, 2017

Dirkje 

A Dirkje is someone who is perfect in every way. Even though they may not always believe it, they're one of the most perfect people you'll ever meet.

Wow Dirkje is so perfect!
That person is so nice and pretty, they must be a Dirkje!

Dirkje by Definitelynotvic November 21, 2021

Dirkers 

a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.

Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.

Dirkers by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018

dirken 

To steal the girlfriend of one of your best friends

Last week I got dirked by my best friend. Now I'm emotionally broken. dirken

dirken by Mylan! July 11, 2016

Dirksexual 

Someone who is dirksexual is sexually and/or romantically attracted to Dirk Strider from Homestuck.

Person 1: You see Rust over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.

Dirksexual by Tellmmmmmjhhh August 9, 2020

dirkjes 

Pieces of shit that stick in you butthair. This is really annoying and disgusting.
Sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.

Person 1: Damn I think I have some dirkjes...

Person 2: Ewwww...

*Person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the shit out on the face of person 2

Person 1: DIRKJES IN YOUR FACE!

dirkjes by randomguy 703526 January 12, 2014