poor sausage 

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

poor sausage by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

poonsausage 

a cock which smells like cheese and has a brownish colour similar to that of a sausage you would get in a hotdog .

omg teh nanaki is a poonsausage with roflmayonase

poonsausage by =virus.exe= January 9, 2005