Golden Knight

A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady.

Richard: "Bro, I Golden Knighted my girlfriend last night!"
George: "What the fuck is that?"
Richard: "A sexual position in which the male pees upon the left shoulder first, then the right shoulder and then the left shoulder once more, pronouncing them Sir or Lady"

by thegoldenknight February 1, 2017

Golden knight

Similar to the golden shower; except in this case you piss all over your own penis before penetrating your orifice of choice.

"Dude! She was so kinky she wanted the Golden Knight instead of the Golden shower."

"Wow that is kinky!"

by Pollx1111 November 23, 2016

CU Golden Knight

An activity occuring at a campus in Potsdam where a man and his friends all piss on another one of their friends, all night.

Jerry: hey, i’m pretty bored. what do you wanna do?
darren: let’s give brian a CU golden knight tonight!

by Bigjugs223 March 26, 2025

vegas golden knights

An NHL expansion team that should’ve been complete shit but somehow are top 3 in the NHL.

How the fuck did we just lose 7-0 to the vegas golden knights in the playoffs?

by William Karlsson May 31, 2018

Vegas Golden Knights

The best fucking expansion team in the history of North American sports.

Man, the Vegas Golden Knights sure kicked the living shit out of the Winnipeg Jets last night!

by BiasedVegasGoldenKnightsFan June 6, 2018

Golden knights

When you play hockey and after the game all the dudes surround the worst player in the showers. Then begin to piss on them while screaming "This is hockey!!!"

"Dude he made a bad pass and lost the game." " Well I guess hes getting the Golden Knights"

by Dong slinger November 22, 2016

Vegas Golden Knights

A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.

The Vegas Golden Knights are frauds

by drshallow69 January 4, 2024