UCAS 

University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so incredibley long winded and complex that you loose the will to live as one uni after another rejects you.

"You have been rejected from <insert univeristy name here>. Better luck next year!"

Bastards.

UCAS by Bone Idle Student March 3, 2005

UCAS 

A form. Not to be confused with the bionic, even though it does cost £6M maaaaan, understaaaaand? Me neither.

"John Evans please sign for your UCAS form again" - Noddy Holder

UCAS by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003

UCAS whore 

UCAS is a university processing system in the United Kingdom. Part of an application consists of a single page document called a personal statement.

This personal statement ideally should explain why you should be accepted to the course.

A UCAS whore is a person who loses all social activity and a life in order to do things to put down on their personal statement. Usually it comes to the point of idiocy whereby they get their parents to phone into school in order to force the school to give their whore spawn more extracurriculars.

A UCAS whore usually wants to do medicine, but is not limited in their course scope. They also do things such as Political Talks despite wanting to do medicine and not realising it will NOT HELP THEM AT ALL get onto the course.

Sadly it is a plague sweeping the teenage youth of Britain.

"Hey, wanna hang out on Saturday?"

"Nah I'm scrubbing the homeless's assholes for my personal statement, then I'm pouring coffee for a local councillor"

"Uh, what course did you want to do again?"

"Medicine!"

"Good for you. I'm going now *under breath* UCAS whore cunt prick"

"Medicine. Medicine.Medicine. I have no other purpose".

UCAS whore by vexed123 June 29, 2010

UCAS Terror 

UK: The nervousness and fear that accompanies waiting for universities to reply to offers.

OMG, I can't stand the UCAS terror any more!

UCAS Terror by Obnoxious_Z October 19, 2010

UCAS-whoring

Doing extra-curricular activities for the sole purpose of improving your UCAS form.

Person A: I hear you did sound for the play last night.
Person B: Yeah, it was really boring though.
Person A: Oh right, just UCAS-whoring then?
Person B: Pretty much

UCAS-whoring by tune nipe ht November 17, 2009

UCAS Whore 

University College Application Service, a system in the UK where universities can look at the extracurricular activities you've done in and outside of High School/College.

"WOW! Look at all those extracurricular activities you've done!"-Kid 1
"Yup,i've become a UCAS Whore.....And it was WORTH IT!"-Kid 2

UCAS Whore by Merc With a Mouth August 16, 2009

Fuck bitches get UCAS

similar to fuck bitches get money, except the primary objective is to gain points on the UCAS tarrif, rather than currency.

Used mainly by those who sit exams under Cambridge.

Dave: Bro, Monique says you're dumb
Dave's Bro: oh fuck
Dave: Fuck bitches get UCAS
Dave's Bro: yeah i never thought of it that way!

Fuck bitches get UCAS by fuckbitchesgetUCAS November 21, 2011