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Ratchetball 

A game played by three or more people generally in a basement and late at night. Players bounce a tennis ball off various objects: floor, ceiling, chairs, other players, ect, and into a small trash can. When one player makes a shot the next player must make the same shot. If that player misses they get a letter, and if a player spells out RATCHET they are out. Last player in wins.
Person 1: Do you want to play ratchetball tonight bro?

Person 2: I can't because I'm not ratchet enough.
Ratchetball by Kant1330 July 18, 2016
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Ratchetball 

Ratchetball. (Pronouciation: Ratch·et·Ball, noun)
A game played on a four-walled court with a short-handled, strung racket and a ball. Typically played by unruly, obnoxious ratchet...bitches...Street rules and neighborhood rivalries apply. Spectators are usually found in large groups, holding earrings and evading flying tumbleweeve.
Civilized human being 1: "Hey, what's going on over there on the racquetball court?"

Civilized human being 2: "Dude...I think that's Ratchetball"

Civilized human being 1: "It looks far too ratchet for me to comprehend. What has this world come to?"
Ratchetball by GNAAARRRRRRRR November 14, 2013

ratchetnalizing

rationalizing ratchet behaviour
"I blew 3 guys at the party, but it's okay because I knew all of them from high school"

"I slept with a grenade last night, but it's all good I was wasted"

"She was ratchetnalizing her ratchet ways last night"
ratchetnalizing by the hardy boys October 15, 2013

ratchetoullie

When a ratchet ass hoe goes beyond ratchet. A toxic mixture of thot, hoe, and ratchet.
You janky ass bitch, you better walk your ratchetoullie ass out of here

Ratchetcal

The hybrid of ratchet!and magical. Meant to be a positive adjective and usually directed to Jersey girls. Can be associated with hot mess.
Gurl you so ratchetcal!
Ratchetcal by Cfly June 19, 2013

Ratchetballz 

The act of forcefully throating all smelly balls in the vicinity
Man dude you should of seen Jesse yesterday in the mall! She went on a Ratchetballz streak
Ratchetballz by ChugginBuh December 15, 2019