zoobird 

What is Brett, the Zoo co-CEO or Zoo the Birdman Jones.

These noobs think they can roll with the zoobird, the original birddog.

zoobird by thejeopardyman123 April 17, 2011

zoobidge 

the occurance of an erection when looking at an animal but you aren't sure why.

Dude that turtle gave me major zoobidge.

zoobidge by fuckcuntburger January 3, 2006

zoobidge 

too find yourself oddly aroused by the sight or thought of animals/beastiality and/or a dirty skank whore

"Dude, I just looked at Kaita and I've got total zoobidge now"

zoobidge by lil Biggy January 3, 2006

Zoobied 

a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking

Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL

Zoobied by zooooobied February 2, 2009