wooden pc 

A term often used in relation to loading screens in gaming. Describes a players loadtime as being very slow.

Ah man, you've got a wooden pc or what?

wooden pc by kaygeecee July 1, 2011

wooden pc 

Having a pc that doesn't work for shit.

*playing R6, and someone has the hourglass loading symbol above their head before loading in.*
"why is this taking so long?"
"he has a wooden pc"

wooden pc by ibecreating February 12, 2022