windrape 

Where someone goes outside on a windy day and the wind completely destroys their appearance thus leaving them with no time to correct themselves before reaching their destination.
Can also be used as an excuse for looking messy on occasions.

1: What happened to your hair today???
2: I was windraped on the way to work.

or

1: I got up late today but I'm gonna say I was windraped so nobody can moan at how badly I'm dressed.
2: Same

windrape by House_Fan November 20, 2009

Wind Rape 

When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.

Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?

Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.

Gary: Ah sheeeet.

Wind Rape by TakeEmOff September 19, 2011

wind rape 

While riding in the backseat of a car, the person in the seat in front of you rudely rolls down his/her window to smoke a cigarette- causing the wind to blow straight in your face.

Trenton: I just got wind raped!

wind rape by Tom Alex Douchty May 30, 2010