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whistle biscuit 

When a woman has a really loose butthole and engages in anal sex with a man but has a mild case of explosive diarrhea and poops on the guys penis making his penis golden brown like a biscuit, while it makes a whistling noise going in and out due to the looseness if her anal canal.
Friend: did she let you do anal?
Victim: yea but she whistle biscuited me and splattered my private area with poo, I'm going to warn people About her man..
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Whistle biscuit

Just a way for someone to refer to someone without name, noun, used in playful contexts.
What’s whistle biscuit doing over there?
How old is whistle biscuit