wharfadangle Share definition Flag one of a variety of three toed sloths having a mullet, webbed feet, and shit colored eyes Holy shit i just saw a wharfadangle eating a chocolate chip corndog and a can of viennas. wharfadangle by bill June 26, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the wharfadangle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch