weed squirrel Share definition Flag A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce. Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack. weed squirrel by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the weed squirrel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch