weed nap Share definition Flag The most obvious of all naps. When you come home from work, take a phat 4-D bong hit, and conk-out somewhere comfy. Dude, what day is it? I just got up from my weed nap. weed nap by MC BallSac March 13, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the weed nap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch