wankcheese Share definition Flag An insult formed from the words 'wanker' and 'knob-cheese'. Josh: Nat you're TOO short! Nat: SHUT UP WANKCHEESE! wankcheese by Trampikey and Goldie! June 28, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the wankcheese mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch