wachtel 

it's a german word 4 "quails". you feind. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

and he was a silly wachtel. so i shot him.

wachtel by if_mussolini_was_emo? January 2, 2007

jack wachtel 

hot and sexy

"jack wachtel let me hit cuh"

jack wachtel by poeticallycorrectjulius November 28, 2022

matt wachter

The hot bassist for the rock band 30 Seconds to Mars, also featuring Tomo Millicevic, Shannon Leto and Jared Leto.

Born January 5th, 1976.

Credited on the bands first, self titled album and plays on the band's second album, A Beautiful Lie.

Matt Wachter is another good example of a hot bassist.

matt wachter by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006

Wachter 

german origin that means "sentinel"

Wachter is the man

Wachter by Bob Zoltan August 7, 2003

Wachter 

Verb.
To bang a girl on a park bench and stick 3 countem 3 fingers in her butthole. Works well with brittish girls in princeton, nj

i was runnin the loop and i saw some chick and i totally wachtered her.

Wachter by tod cleary October 9, 2007

Wachter 

One who poses, is a wanna-be, loser, penis wrinkle, schister, Cake-eater all rolled into one this is only seen in very rare occasions but when it is it is referred to as a Wachter.

Tom: That dude is so wack i don't even know what to call him.
Nick: Oooo my friend, its called a Wachter.

Wachter by greendayrock2 January 18, 2008

yoni wachnel

A sloth like creature known for producing copious amounts of garbage. It lives off of batch and soy sauce.

Dude, you unlocked the door to the kitchen! Now we have a yoni wachnel infestation

yoni wachnel by assmilk44 May 21, 2011