vulvophobe Share definition Flag one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma. vulvophobe by philologue October 5, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the vulvophobe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch