vampatu

Noun: A be there moment; a moment in the past which cannot be conveyed satisfactorily to those who were not present at the time. Any attempted conveyance of anecdote will meet with the tumbleweed effect, in other words a horrible awkward silence.

Jon: Oh yeah it was so funny in history today, James said 'LEEEEEICSTER SQQQUUUARE', it was so hilarious.
Mark: ...
Jon: Um.. or maybe not... it was a vampatu.

vampatu by bryan manderson April 15, 2008

vampath 

A self-declared empath who sucks your soul dry of all happiness .. spouting off disingenuous claims of paranormal and superior emotional intelligence. They are most active in the late winter months around Valentine's Day, spitefully seeking fresh blood after Cupid reminds them (that despite their tremendous empathic feels) they are 99% alone. The 1% are Mum and their narcissistic ex.

Tara: "Anthony, I feel pain in you. Did someone hurt you?"
Anthony: * eyeroll * "Bitch, you can't feel shit. I hit my funny bone. Don't be such a vampath."

vampath by TrexOrex March 2, 2021

vampantula 

A Tarantula bitten by a vampire. This hybrid is superfast and his venom is neurotoxic. When a vampantula bites you, you will experience a painful burn, your skin will become white and you will become a vamhumantula.

Rajesh came home when he saw a life-large vampantula.

vampantula by screwedoverforlife November 12, 2013