twinkie juicer 

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

twinkie juicer by Courty December 15, 2007

Twinkle Juice 

A playful, whimsical term used to describe vaginal discharge

"I was a little worried about my period starting, but my twinkle juice is still feeling light and clean."

Twinkle Juice by misscherrypie December 27, 2024