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literally the best mc youtuber ever, has amazing, entertaining videos and chill streams.
hey, is that turtilz? i love his vids! i watch him all the time and I make sure to smash like and sub
Turtilz by ParkerTurtles February 1, 2021

Connor turtill 

A lazy boy that appears offline
That boy connor turtill always appears offline
Connor turtill by Real dababy March 20, 2021

turtilage 

When a penis when it shrinks.
Duder: yo it’s cold out here!

Random Person: you must have turtilage—
Duder: huh? Wtf does that mean?

Random Person: tehehehehehe 😈
turtilage by Fuck you too Fred February 8, 2021
Slow, like a turtle. Slower then the regular pregnant turtle!
You are so turtlize, it will be yesturday by the time you get there.
turtlize by LilFactGuy September 28, 2013

turtlized 

To place one on their back when they are unable to roll over.
I just turtlized my baby brother because he kept resetting my Nintendo!
turtlized by JaBar4 November 23, 2020

Paquirious Turtilingus 

Gooner: "Sean Strickland got his ass kicked"
Chad: "Dude you're totally paquirious turtilingus"
Gooner: "Bro you're fucking losing it"
Paquirious Turtilingus by XIcarusX February 10, 2025