totarium 

1) n. extremity, stuff gone to the total limits;

2) an unecessary amount of something.

3) a place where you look at totem poles.

And then there was like this huge psychic totarium, and everything exploded... I loved that anime show.

I tried looking up the word and I ended up with this fucking totarium of words.

We went to the totarium yesteday and there was this damn big totem. Jack took a picture of us clambering all over it.

totarium by A.M.O.S. April 18, 2004

Toparium 

A place of doing indoor topiary, in cold countries, like the UK and other northern regions. A giant greenhouse, if you like.

"Say, Nick, fancy going to the Toparium, for a spot of topiary?"
"I would love to, Joe, I'll just go and get my shears"

Toparium by Thomas Topiary April 16, 2009