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torah whorah 

Pronounced: tore-ah whore-ah

A term for anyone who wishes that he/she were Jewish. A hanger-on at predominantly Jewish functions, like the Matzoh Ball events around the holidays; a gentile on J-Date.

Another term for Jewwish.

Dave came up with this, not me.
Dude, I was at the Matzoh Ball and a group of Asians came in.
Really? Were they Jewish?
Nah....they were Torah Whorahs.
torah whorah by amyshort August 21, 2006
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