toaster lips Share definition Flag vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster. Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her. toaster lips by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the toaster lips mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch