tit-nipplyness

The degree to which one's nipples are evident through one's clothing

Often a side effect of cold weather and/or physical stimulation

see Nipple Check

tit-nipplyness by Daniel Harold May 6, 2004

nippleless-tit

a way to describe something/someone that is useless. similar in meaning to tits on a bull

He's about as useful as a nippleless-tit.

nippleless-tit by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006