Twiddlepooper
1) A person (suffering from
constipation) who uses coffee stir stick or a bar
swizzle stick to loosen the impacted substance.
2) A person who uses who uses coffee stir stick or a bar swizzle stick to pry loosen a troublesome pifflenut.
3) A person who has a fetish for the tilde ~ twiddle stick and like things such as cofee stir sticks and bar
swizzle sticks.
Example:
At coffee counter...
Eww...these stir sticks looks like some twiddle pooper has used them.
In a psychoanalysis group...
Patient 1 walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
Psychiatrist: Well...I can clearly see your nuts.
PATIENT 1: Complaining of
constipation, walks purposely to the coffee counter, picks up some stir sticks and heads for the bathroom.
PATIENT 2:
Look at that crazy twiddlepooper!