textascape 

An escape from all texting or other text based communications. Commonly occurring due to losing ones phone, and realizing shortly there after just how relaxing the break from technology is.

katie: did you hear Sasha had her iPhone stolen?

Ian: yeah you'd think she'd be on facebook chat alot now since she can't text!

Katie: no i think she is actually enjoying her time away from all the technology"

Ian:oh you mean she went on a textascape! she'll be back eventually.

textascape by k2pilot January 28, 2009

Testascope 

When you use a testicle as a microscope, normally to look at how small your penis is.

Person 1: So that's when i grabbed his testicle and used it to try and find his penis.
Person 2: Oh yeah i've done that, got to love a Testascope

Testascope by LittlePrettyQueef September 2, 2015

textscapades

Flirty text exchanges, especially when the texter doesn't consider the exchanges to be a violation of his/her relationship, but, hell yes, they are.

If you love the one your with, don't engage in textscapades.

textscapades by One for all August 5, 2016

texascapitalist 

Karl Marx's number 1 fan and Charli D'Amelio's biggest competition on TikTok.

texascapitalist recommends reading marx and engels

texascapitalist by squidwardspussyy October 8, 2020

textasperated 

The result of texting a message so long and/or epic that you forget to breathe until the message is sent.

Wow! I just got a three page long text from philip. He must be textasperated

textasperated by ShikaNara November 3, 2010